Are you sure this isn't a BMW?

Sir Paul McCartney horrified as car wrecks lawn
Flying Lexus destroys green image...

Sir Paul McCartney, the well known Beatle impersonator, was said to be in floods of tears yesterday when his brand new Lexus LS600H was air-dropped onto his lawn.

The gigantic motor car, which can run on nothing but recycled 45 records and soya beans and returns an impressive 2 miles per gallon of bean juice, was a gift from the manufacturers who were tickled pink that Sir Paul appeared naked over the bonnet of one in order to promote his green credentials.

Unfortunately they couldn't find a ship that would pass by Sir Paul's mansion, so hired a ruddy big plane instead and popped the thing down as he read his morning papers and drank tofu.

"He was livid" said a housekeeper, "and so was I - imagine. It looks like a BMW I said to Elsie I said, Elsie, wot's that thing? And she said it's a BMW and I said, well that's blown it. The carnbonated footprint must be ginormous and she said hold on a minute no wait I think it's a luxury hybrid. Well, you can imagine my relief!"

Sir Paul, 103, told our reporters: "Don't get me wrong, wac, it's a beautiful car, but it's ruined me lawn. Have a tofu?"

Leading carbon-fruit bat, Eddie Spineglass said, "Pfffttt. Call that green? He should have had it towed here by a sailing boat and then publicly trashed the thing with a mallet. That's a REAL eco-warrior for you!"
 

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